By weight:

40% fat

42.48% wheat

17.52% sugar

I spent an hour in the Catfe and walked out without applying for adoption of any cats.

August 2009, UBC Thunderbird Arena, Musqueum Traditional Territory, Canada

March 2019, My Office

What happens when a young mind loves the MV for ‘the Hell Song’ and at the same time is into YC?

This.

It’s both cringe and awesome. Okay? Ok.

Jobs I can do to avoid physical labour in a post-apocalyptic world:

• Clothing production (knitting, sewing)
• Silversmith
• Welder (probably)
• Food production (cooking)
• Urban planner (based on transferrable skills)
• Carpenter
• Underwater scavenger (SCUBA gear accessibility required)
• 21st century popular culture historian (expertise in sci-fi and comedies)

There’s a cat cafe around these parts that work with the SPCA to adopt these healthy, friendly, and adorable cats out to their forever homes.

A couple of weekends ago, I was hanging around the mall this cat cafe is in to kill time before a workshop and saw this massive 10 kg cat through one of their windows. I was very lucky that the cat cafe hadn’t opened it doors yet because I’m very sure I would have walked out with a third cat. Well, there’s an application process and rigorous vetting… but I know if I met him and pet him, I’d want him. So I walked away. Probably to the (unknown) relief of Tobi and Tammy who don’t have to deal with another cat sibling…

But I checked the website this morning, and adoption is pending for this fat cat.

Hurray! He’ll be going home soon and his new humans will love him so much.